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Lame Duck Session
2010 lame Dem. Session,
Regardless of the last election,
Taxes, Amnesty, controlled consumerism;
Democrats vote for socialism!
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November 22, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Media Bias
Right or left the Media Bias,
Blinded by the bias blindness.
Main-stream news, policies liberal bias;
Right rules talk shows, by public midas.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Partisanship
Politics defined by partisanship,
politics is not bipartisanship.
Inform the public of the difference,
for fence sitters' alliegance.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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George Washington
Policy of honesty had
George Washington.
Was Benjamin Franklin his optician?
Father of our country, no children had;
two kids he raised, as their step-dad.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Political Erosion
Fickle is the public in general,
into a pickle we put America .
Ignorance erodes, apathy corrodes,
when one does not care or know the issues.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Obama Dog
Obama's Portuguese Water Dog is Bo,
will never be a bitch's beau.
Through the Rose Garden fetching toy log,
for somthing to add to First Dog, Bo's blog
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Environmentalists
Environmentalists,
Narrow
special interests.
Careless
of humanity,
Nature
amorality.
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August 16, 2003 Roger W Hancock
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Mark
Twain
Mark
Twain,
of
many did swain.
Humor,
and intellect
wrote
from heart’s sect.
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August 10, 2003 Roger W Hancock
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Arabs
Nomadic Arabs,
clothed in flowing robes,
stayed at the oasis,
to play cards of aces.
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August 10, 2003 Roger W Hancock
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This Clerihew was written around the only
line remembered from a poem written by Hancock when in the fourth grade,
"They stopped at the oasis to play cards of aces." An assignment in
Mrs. Kent's class at Terminal Park
Elementary, Auburn, Washington.
"I vaugely remember a comment of surprise by Mrs. Kent, concerning that
poem." - Roger W Hancock
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Celebrities |
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Magic Johnson
Magic Ball of Magic Johnson
Played both teams of Obama and Clinton.
Magic touch with the lady fairs,
gave himself a scare.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Whoopi Goldberg
Funny actor Whoopi Goldberg,
Opens her mouth and goes berserk.
On View her lack of logic;
stage vulgarities neurologic?
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Sally Field
"Flying Nun" Sally Field,
was censored on the liberal field.
Even Emmy Show producers,
knew foul words were not transducers.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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William Baldwin
Balking William Baldwin,
send him to the Balkans.
Supporting baby killings,
a shame his mama was not willing.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Robin Williams
A liberal filthy mouth becomes,
comedian Robin Williams.
Infiltrated earth as Mork,
deport him back to Ork!
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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An extraterrestrial would be an illegal alien.
We do not give green cards to green men.
Yeah! racial profiling!
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Rosie O'Donnell
Rolly Polly Rosie,
a big liberal posy.
Liberal whacko is O'Donnell,
shallower than when horizontal.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Jane Fonda
Hanoi Jane was Jane Fonda,
a traitorous anaconda.
Finacial backer of liberal endeavors;
woman's radio show was no show stopper.
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Barbara Streisand
Barbara Streisand a funny lady,
sound bites sound so flaky.
Songs she sings so beautifly,
but her B.S. is stinky.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Cher
No one cares for words of Cher,
who dares to flaunt her flair.
self absorbed in rancid language,
of her, no one can manage.
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Alec Baldwin
Whacko liberal Alec Baldwin
In Hollywood has earned his fortune.
Propapaganda spewed by Alec,
is full of hate-filled slapstick.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Jon Stewart
Stand up liberal Jon Stewart
against both parties his humor impart.
Though his bias, us do show,
also on Dems., sarcastic humor bestow.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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George Clooney
Hollywood actor, George Clooney,
is a bleeding heart liberal looney.
Georgie pours his war efforts errantly,
with women finds it effortlessly.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
Body Builder was Austrian Arnold,
acted in Movies as did Ronald.
As Republican beat Democrat nominee,
truly a liberal, we should have seen.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Winfrey Vs. Whoopi
TV host Oprah Winfrey,
has the money to promote her whimsy.
I do think she spews too much,
though not as much as Whoopi !
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November 19, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Media |
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Walter Cronkite
Anchorman Walter Cronkite,
says unbiased news is right.
Blames the plight of poor,
on white rich men more.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Katie Couric
Visually pretty Katie Couric,
though reporting etched by liberal boric.
Would Katie have with-held comments,
had she done her homework?!
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Bill Moyers
Long time bias of Bill Moyers,
denied so to accussing spoilers.
During attempts to get it right,
could not 'cause he's on the left! Right?
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Bryant Gumbel
Suspicious Bryant Gumbel,
Flaming complaining liberal.
Gumbel complained of Republican white,
yet, Democrats had opposed his civil rights.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Chris Matthews
Talk Show host Chris Matthews
expews liberal values.
Although more than other lib hosts,
Mathews will be more honest.
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November 19, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Lou Dobbs
CNN Talk Host was Lou's job,
for free speech, quit Lou Dobbs.
Calls himself an independent;
on immigration, Lou is adamant.
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November 19, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Liberal Lackies |
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Jeremiah Wright
Reverend Dr. Jeremiah Wright,
hater of the American right.
From the pulpit, hatred his pitch,
white & rich are the source of his bitch.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Ralph Nader
Corporation raider, Ralph Nader,
extortionist green crusader.
Independent Whitehouse wannabe,
our President he shall never be.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Louis Farrakhan
No logic in the man, Louis Farrakhan,
stretching, twisting truth as no other can.
Farrakhan the candy man delivers his truth,
spinning facts until untrue.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Al Frankenstein
Liberal comic Al Franken,
a Frankenstein comedian,
I always thought Al, just an idiot,
then he proves it, calling others just that.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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James Carville
'Ragin Cajun', Jimmy Carville
ranting liberal scenes of vaudeville.
Only 'Conservative' thing rightly done,
was marry Mary Matalin.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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George Soros
Georgie porgie Soros,
for his money liberals draw close.
George tried to buy the presidency,
but failed... too bad for Hillary.
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November 19, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Arianna Huffington
Arianna Huffington
was once a Republican,
By her blog the Huffington Post,
now liberals love her most.
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November 19, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Michael Moore
Rich, rich, Michael Moore,
has nothing to do but bore.
Using wealth to perpurtrate lying,
with dem. socialists he's allying.
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November 19, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Enemies
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Bin
Laden
U.S.
Soldiers in Afghanistan,
against
terrorists do push.
Bin
Laden may still run with guns,
we’ll
get him with guns not puns.
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Rewritten to place 'Bin Laden' at end of 2nd
line
to a more pure compliance with the clerihew criteria.
Bin
Laden
U.S.
Soldiers in Afghanistan,
against
terrorists and Bin Laden.
Bin
Laden may still run with guns,
we’ll
get him with guns not puns.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Saddam
Saddam
did not expect,
with
France’s disrespect,
America
to call his bluff,
found
our soldier’s buff.
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Saddam
Not expecting did Saddam,
with America's disrespect by Frenchmen,
America
to call his bluff,
found
our soldier’s buff.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Politicians |
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Susan Collins
Two faces had Susan Collins
One as Republican to win election,
other liberal to gain dems. favor.
Gained disfavor of Republican voters.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Barbara Boxer
Invironmental Whacko Barbara Boxer
fooled by Global Warmists, she's a fighter.
For abortion, not so much for life;
one boxing mit with a boxing knife.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Harry Reid
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid,
against full abortion with conservatives agreed.
Harry Reid is a Mason,
middle name's the reason.
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Teddy Kennedy
The late Teddy Kennedy
opposed his brother Jack Kennedy.
Jack asked, "what you can do for your country."
Teddy said Country should make you comfy.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg
U.S. Judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg,
U.S. sovereignty would purge;
from foreign law would cite.
With Americans, she must be uptight.
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November 21, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Barney Frankly
Out of the closet is Barney Frank,
whose greatest asset is speaking frank.
Though he can be quite contrary,
he's a leading Democrat in assembly.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Leon Panetta
Once a Republican was Leon Panetta,
Chief of Staff for Billy's agenda.
As director for the CIA he made his pact,
working within Bush's Patriot Act.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Joe Biden
Big mouth Joe Biden
the Democrats he frightens.
Obama is biding his time,
to dump Joe Biden next time.
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John Kennedy
Wandering eyes had John F Kennedy,
often seeking beauty's ecstasy.
Very much liked by Marylyn Monroe,
Her Birthday Wish would show.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Nancy Pelosi
Liberal pundant Nancy Pelosi,
blatent liberal lady.
Nancy Pelosi a major power player,
flagrant wings clipped by American electors.
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November 19, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Obama Drama
Are you legal? continues the drama,
are you legal Barach Obama?
States are requiring birth be legal,
to find if your employment is illegal.
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November 19, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Obama's Envy
No green card has Barack
Obama,
Born in Kenya says his grandma!
Agenda to make illegals legal,
and sit again behind the eagle.
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November 19, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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President Obama
Candidate Barack Obama,
promised the world to all mamas.
Bought the office of president,
promising your mama's betterment.
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Barak Obama
Our President, Barack Obama,
born in Kenya, says his Grandma.
Should he really be our President,
without proof of natural citizenship?
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W Hancock
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John
Kerry
Nominee
John Kerry,
tells
of tales, ferry.
Claims
to be a hero,
while
those he knew says, “No!”
© August 16, 2004 Roger W Hancock
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As
the controversy raged a couple veterans that served with him did support
Kerry,
although the evidence weighed heavy against him.
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George W.
George W.
though a Bush some call him W,
Not for wimp but for wisdom,
to fight at door of the enemy's home.
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August 16, 2004 Roger W Hancock
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Leftist
Bill
Once
a man named Bill
signed
nonsense laws by quill.
Promotion
of perverted will,
founding
fathers must surely be ill.
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June 27, 2004 Roger W Hancock
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Al
Gore
Al
Gore,
his
speeches bore.
Up-stepped
by his accusation;
by
his own lacking education.
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August 10, 2003 Roger W Hancock
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George
W Bush
George
W Bush,
past
fact less thought did push.
Let
the media stew,
on
their baseless facts untrue.
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August 10, 2003 Roger W Hancock
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Patty Murray
"Hooray!" yells Patty Murray,
at every liberal vote yells, "Yea!"
Momma Patty joined them dem. libs,
to rob us, escaping in her tennis shoes.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Maria Cantwell
U.S. Senator Maria Cantwell
from Washington cannot vote well.
Aligns herself with liberal thinkers,
most policies are deep well stinkers.
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November 20, 2010 Roger W Hancock
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Christopher Hurst
Once Black Diamond cop Chris Hurst,
campaign manual became his curse.
Women easily manipulated, seniors gullible,
Chris Hurst said in campaign manual.
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Christine Gregoire
Governor Christine Gregoire,
her first term, appointed czar.
Finally elected, her 2nd term,
would like to tax our epiderm.
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Gary Locke
Washington’s
Governor, Gary Locke,
on
his door lobbyists knock.
Swish
the wind past Locke’s finger,
their
perverted sense to linger.
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August 10, 2003 Roger W Hancock
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