In order to fully understand politics today, the Democrat Party Socialists objectives, the Left Wing Liberal Conspiracy, Alex Baldwin American politics, Barach Hussein Obama, why the Mariners never get to the Series, George Soros, how Windows95 works, Michael Moore the world today, it is essential that you realize everything is controlled by Socialists calling themselves Democrats the liberal fringe the K.G.B. the far liberal left. un-American Liberals un-American Democrats the C.I.A. the Secret Service a paraniod people the Abortion Industry the left wing Christians Socialists in disguise Barach Hussein Obama Power hungry wives of Democrats Power hungry Liberals consisting of Socialists, Democrats & other whackos Overaged Hippies from the sixties the Black Panthers Communists Pinko Commies Environmental Whackos Animal Rights Whackos Ninja wariors godless Jews Socialists within the Democrat Party Pro Death Abortionists Vietnamese Refuges Overaged Hippies Pink Panthers from Russia the Illuminati Barbara Striesand groupies with the assistance of loyal apethetic and uninformed Democrats Jessie Jackson's PUSH organization N.A.G. (National Association of Gals?)[NOW] environmental whackos Gays & Lezbians Whoppie Goldberg Secular Humanists those voting against their own values those who voted Black and not for the man. the Janet Reno brigade animal rights whackos perverted Intellectuals the American Civil Liberties Union the Seahawks defensive line .

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This conspiracy first began after the assassination of President John F. Kennedy when Reagan defeated the Evil Empire before the Berlin Wall came down when the closet burst open with President Lyndon Johnson with President Jimmy Carter with the Commies in Hollywood when America's borders were opened to Mexico when Socialists began to infiltrate the Democratic Party when men were men and women wore dresses when Mama Obama birthed Bo Obama. when Obama first ran as a Socialist after Democrats failed to stop the Civil Rights Act in Dallas, on the green Halls of Congress D.C. during the height of America's strength Irak, during the Mid East War America, during the Civil War California, during Michael Jackson's 2nd nose job the Middle Ages Congress distracted by the Vietnam War Rome under the nose of the Pope Bobby Riggs $ Billy-Jean; war between the sexes Seattle, during a Sonics game Kenya or Hawaii; we still don't know for sure. back room of the Chicago mob Loma Linda after a Bee-Gees concert . They are responsible for many events throughout history, including Democrat opposition to the Civil Rights Act the demolition of the Kingdome the Russian Revolution slavery and support for segregation the Mike Tyson chew the WTO riots Attack on the Pentagon but not the towers the Civil War Democrat opposition to the emacipation of slaves fall of the Roman Coliseum the election of Barach Hussein Obama the attacks on the Twin Towers in 2001 the Beattles Revolution the discovery of Ed Asner Paul Allen building the 'Rock Experience' in Seattle .

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Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their support for Nationalized Healthcare. their wearing T-shirts saying, "I'm Okay, You're Okay!" their watching too much 'Wheel of Fortune'. flying the American Flag upside down. their unwanted flirtatious gestures. "Honk if you love OS/2" bumper stickers. watching the Weather Channel 24 hours straight! their burning of the American Flag. lack of patriotism. "Honk if you love MAC" bumper stickers. blaming everything on GWBush. Admiration for Obama! behaving like they're in a Burger King commercial. tattoos of Elvis on their foreheads. going to Orioles games. complaining the toilet seat was left up.

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They want to suppress conservative speech of declare martial law over void the U.S. Constitution for release more prisoners to the home(s) of socialize twist arms into pretzels of put more gun restrictions on force porno into livingrooms of shove toothpicks under fingernails of bore with an Al Gore speech, force to attend hockey games, American Citizens all God-Fearing Christians true Patriots Americans Sarah Palin people of the United States Kirby Wilbur member of your Family George W. Bush in your city Newt Gingrich in your state Rush Limbaugh John Carlson the staff of Seattle's KVI AM-570 radio and imprison resisters on Military Bases in Omak, Washington during the winter in secret concentration camps at P.B.S. telethons Halls of Congress within the Statue of Liberty at Guantanamo Bay at Quantico in Virginia on an Unidentified Flying Objects in the Seattle Center in Theaters playing Michael More movies in the Bermuda Triangle using stealth transport vehicles the Seattle Monorail brightly-painted neon organge helicopters Hummer Jeeps with pink camouflage super-enhanced golf carts Airforce One MIB (Men in Black) Russian WWII Transport vehicles hybrid automobiles automatic Super Soaker water guns black helicopters hybrid 3-speed Schwinns to transport them.

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In order to prepare for this, we all must be informed stockpile lots'a firecrackers stock up on Super-Soakers buy SPAM by the gross Stock up on candy read the U.S. Constitution blow up as many balloons as possible send love threats to Obama watch re-runs of "Guilligan's Island" build a militia to play paintball all day prepare for war-games; buy a deck of cards . Since the media is controlled by the liberal left far-left liberals Obama pin-heads secular humanists Socialistic Liberals Big Government Liberals Tax and Spend Democrats Mr. Ed the talking Horse idiots the Islamic community Mexicans / Hispanics illegal aliens extra-terrestrials we should get our information from Conservative sources. anywhere but the Main-Stream Media. The N.R.A. lessor known conservative talk radio shows. Rush Limbaugh. Shawn Hannity. Michael Medved. Larry King. Glen Beck. the A.C.L.J. (American Center for Law and Justice). Fox News Reports. the Matt Drudge Report. American Spectator. Assault Rifles Illustrated. the secret messages only I can hear.

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I am PROUD to call myself an American Citizen ! a Conservative ! a Constitutional Conservative ! a Republican ! a Conservative Republican ! a Christian ! a Christian Republican ! a Christian Conservative ! an Independent sitting on the fence an Independent pitting my Democratic votes against my Republican votes. apathetic, not caring whether my liberty lives or dies. uninformed, not caring to learn my liberties are under attack. member of the liberal fringe. a far left liberal. a commie liberal a Socialist Democrat. a Democrat. a Liberal Democrat. an Animal Rights Activist - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (I am a whaco!) an Environmental Acitivist - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (I am a whaco!)

I love America . . . God Bless the USA! love America hate America - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Shame on me. I'm an Idiot ! love the United States Constitution. want the Constution amended to suppress liberty. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Shame on me! Love Liberty ! Hate Liberty ! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I should move to Russia! love Stalin! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I am a Communist ! love Castro and Chevez ! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I am a Commie Pinko ! love the United States of America ! love God and am Blessed to live in America ! love Jesus who liberated me from sin and allows me to live in America where worship is free!

The fight in America today is between democratic republicanism and democratic socialism. The latter will end in oppression.