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CHRISTMAS |
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Among
Santa's reindeer,
this one may be kind and sort of bright,
lacking manners his name shows light.
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Santa’s
sled needs detailed cleaning,
offer comes from which reindeer’s neighing .
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What people do with trees each
year,
Santa does throughout the year.
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Many flakes a snowball makes,
Two large balls then one to top it
all,
In the morning what does Frosty
eat?
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High humidity on a cold and
blustery day,
with kids a ball or snowman surely
makes,
but why in sleet did Frosty cross
the street?
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Ho, Ho, Ho… He, He, He,
Belly jiggles when laughter make,
What is Santa’s favorite cake?
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Santa,
laughs with He’s and Ho’s,
When
not on Christmas or sew, sow, so,
does
Santa Ho, Ho, Ho?
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Forty
reindeer 4 legs each
Why
would an elf say
84
totaling each?
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Santa likes
his cakes and cookies,
potato chips in deep fried oil.
What would be, if Santa deep fried?
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Athletes
with athlete's feet.
lipstick with kiss so sweet.
Astronauts in space suits wear,
Rocket ship supplies they share,
Space station above called 'Mir'.
What do astronauts get?
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Rudolf with
his nose so bright,
double parked by metered street light.
Why was Rudolf traded off?
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With a
monopoly on Christmas deliveries,
Santa is effected by Microsoft's monopoly
Other than the 'Monopoly' game,
What is the evidence?
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A N S W E R S
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When Santa changes
from chimneys to 'Windows'.
--- Pay up.
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Santa needed
change for a buck.
--- Pay up.
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Missile-Toe
--- Launch back up.
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Crisp
Kringle
--- Snap, Crackle, pop, to the top.
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40
reindeer has 80 FORE (front) legs
--- Take a flying gallop to the top.
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Santa
'Hoes' in his SPRING GARDEN.
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Climb the hose back
up.
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Hostess
HO HO’s;
chocolate with the crème filled centers.
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Return for more.
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Slip sliding away across the street
TO MELT.
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Slide back up top.
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Frosty's breakfast cereal is FROSTED
FLAKES.
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Float the magic flake back up.
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All year long Santa TRIMS
his beard.
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Lest you climb his
beard back up.
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The reindeer cleanser, COMET.
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Now a clean ride back
up top
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With a turn of his nose you have Rudolf
(Rude-olf).
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Ride the reindeer
light back up.
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