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Hell |
Adaptations &
Inspirations
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Original Slogan
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Origin
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There are a million
and one excuses. All will send you to Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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There are a million and one excuses for not
wearing a safety belt. Some are real killers. |
American Safety Council |
So where the bloody hell are you? Hell?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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So where the bloody hell are you? |
Australian Tourist Commission |
Don't be a soul thrown on the barbie... Hell?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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... throw
another shrimp on the barbie ... |
Australian Tourist Commission |
Satan's BBQ - Smell that Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Bandana's-
Bar-B-Q Smell that Smoke |
Bandana's-
Bar-B-Q
-Misouri |
Your choice of
Hell... Hell, Hell, and Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Your choice of
bankruptcy attorneys in silicon Valley. |
Binder & Malter
LLP |
Hell Motel. Sinners check in... but don't
check out.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Roach Motel. Roaches check in... but they don't check out! |
Black Flag |
God doesn't forget
you have a choice. Heaven or Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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We never forget you have a
choice. |
British Caledonian
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Edge is Efficiency unless on the edge
of Hell
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Edge Is Efficiency. |
BSE |
Hell - The Penalty of
Disfellowship.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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The Penalty of Leadership. |
Cadillac |
We
value your time. Don't waste it in Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Centurion Bank. We value your
time. |
Centurion Bank
- India |
Millions a day go to Hell. They refused
Jesus Christ..
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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------- 1917
Three million a day. |
Coca-Cola |
Jesus is the distance
separating Heaven and Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus is the shortest
distance from you to Heaven.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus is the only
distance from you to Heaven.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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------- 1926
Coca-Cola is the shortest
distance between
thirst and refreshment. |
Coca-Cola |
Just for the HELL of
it, Jesus died.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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------- 1997
Just for
the taste of it. Diet Coke. |
Coca-Cola |
You won't think us
silly when sitting in Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Chesterfield 101's, a silly millimeter longer. |
Chesterfield
- cigarettes |
Common Sense? Heaven
or Hell?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Common sense: Uncommon results. |
David Ingram
and Associates |
Dude, you're going to
Hell ! Unless...
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Dude, you're getting a Dell. |
Dell |
Decelerate Your Soul
from Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Accelerate Your Soul. |
Dunlop |
Hi Mom. Too late for me... Don't let me
see you in Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Hi mum, I'm about to drive back home and, if
something happens, I want you to know that... I
love you and that you've been a wonderful
mother, say dad I'm sorry.
Darling, I'm going there just in a minute. I
love you... and, please, tell our children I'll
miss them. |
Drunk Driving |
God & Son - We save
people from Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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East/West
Mortgage. We put people into homes. |
East West
Mortgage Company |
If you are not
wearing God's salvation you wear the sin of Hell's damnation.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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All my men wear English Leather, or they
wear nothing at all. |
English Leather |
No Jesus, no
salvation - Enjoy Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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------- 1982
No FT, no comment. |
Financial
Times |
Here today, Hell
tommorrow?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Here today, Where tommorrow? |
Fortis Bank |
What's your
life index? Heaven or Hell?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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The Index Company. |
FTSE |
Be yourself and
go to Hell - Be in Christ and you'll do well.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Be yourself and make it a Bud Light |
Heineken |
Hell.
Live your way.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Hyundai.
Drive your way. |
Hyundai |
Once in, you can't get
out - Heaven or Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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In-N-Out, In-Out, That's what a hamburgers all
about. In-N-Out Burger. |
In-N-Out Burger |
Hell. Accomodates
your indiscretions.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Inoxcrom. The writing
obsession! |
Inoxcrom Pens |
Hell is more intense
than you are.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Jumex. As intense as you are. |
Jumex |
What Happens Here,
Sends you to ... Heaven or Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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What Happens Here, Stays Here. |
Las Vegas
- Convention
& Visitors Auth. |
Hell for the sin of
it.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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------- 2007s
Food for the fun of it! |
Lays
(Frito Lay) |
Hell for the Hell of
it. . . Go ahead, sin.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Fun for the Fun of It
(Fritos) |
Lays
(Frito Lay) |
If you inhale - Try
Hell Fire.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com |
------- 1932
Do you inhale? Of course you do! Lucky Strike has dared to raise
this vital question because certain impurities concealed in even
the finest, mildest tobacco leaves are removed by Lucky's'
famous purifying process. |
Lucky Strike Cigarettes |
In Hell it's light up
time.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Light up a Lucky Strike, it's light-up time. |
Lucky Strike Cigarettes |
I dreamed a nightmare of Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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1949
Norman, Craig &
Kunnel
I dreamed I went shopping in my Maidenform bra. |
Maidenform |
It need not be
Hell . . . accept Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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It needn't be hell, with
Nicotinel |
Nicotinel |
Stay alive, ditch Hell's hive!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Stay alive, ditch the five! |
No Use For Nickels (NUFN) Organization |
Two choices. Why
would one choose Hell?
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Where is it you've always wanted to
go―who is it you've always wanted to be. |
Pan American
World Airways |
Satan's got deep dark
deceit and firey Hell. Euuuh, yuk.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Mounds got deep dark chocolate and chewy coconut
EUUUH. |
Peter Paul
Candy Bars |
Hell. Escape
Completely
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Escape Completely. |
Princess Cruises |
Get on Top or Pop to
Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Once you POP, you
can't STOP!
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Pringles |
I Hate Hell !
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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I hate Qantas!
(spoke - cute little Koala Bear)
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Qantas Airlines |
Does it make sense to
jump out of a warm bed into blazing Hell?.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Does it make sense to jump out of a warm bed into a cold cereal? |
Quaker Oats |
Heaven. Anything less
would be Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Anything less would be uncivilized. |
Right Guard |
Everybody doesn't
like something, but nobody likes Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Everybody doesn't
like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. |
Sara Lee |
Heaven demands. Hell
dictates.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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What Business Demands. |
Satyam |
You
can be sure of Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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------- 1982
You can be sure of Shell. |
Shell Oil |
Make a run for the border - Jesus for
Heaven - For Hell... Well... You're there without Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Make a run for the border.
You better run for the border.
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Taco
Bell |
You can't stop
burning when in Hell.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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Can't stop walking. |
Titas Footwear India |
How much sin does it
take to get to Hell? Just one when not repented.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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How
many licks does it take to get to the
Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop? The world may never know. |
Tootsie-Pop |
Only you can
prevent Hell fire. - Drink of living water.
-
Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
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-------
Foote, Cone & Belding
Only you can prevent forest fires.
-
Smokey the Bear |
United States
Forest Service |
