Satan |
Adaptations &
Inspirations
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Original Slogan
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Origin
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Satan is the
Un-Christ, Freshen up with the real deal.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
-------
1973
J. Walter Thompson
The Un-Cola. |
7-Up |
Satan. More ideas for your soul.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Abbey.
More ideas for your money.
More ideas for your money. |
Abbey National Bank
- U. K. |
Your alter ego is
self deception planted by Satan.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Alter Ego. The Sound of Research. |
Alter Ego String Instruments |
Satan... throw another soul on the barbie
...
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
... throw
another shrimp on the barbie ... |
Australian Tourist Commission |
One two many and
Satin turns you sinning.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
One two many and you might turn Bertie. |
Bassett's Liquorice Allsorts |
Defeat Satan. Let's Roll !
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Roll
that beautiful bean footage. |
Bush Beans |
Satan
becomes a squatter if your life is not filled with Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Camels soothe Your T-Zone. |
Camel |
Blow by Jesus and
Satan will get you.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Chesterfield. Blow some my way. |
Chesterfield
- cigarettes |
Satan is knocking
down your door. See Jesus First.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
My friends are knocking down my door to get into
my Commodore 64. |
Commodore 64 |
Christ's Ressurection. Satan hates it. You'll love it.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Danacol. Cholesterol hates it. You'll love it. |
Danone |
Crunch
on sin all you want. Satan will make
more.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Crunch all you want. We’ll make
more. |
Doritos |
Satan is the other guy who will deceive you.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The other guys. |
Goodrich |
Satan sits as heavy
on temptation as Jesus does on your conscience.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
It sits as lightly on a
heavy meal as it does on your conscience. - 1963 |
Jell-O |
Satan's lies are the
cheesiest.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
It's the cheesiest. (Macaroni
& Cheese) |
Kraft |
Tell Satan to get his
own soul.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com |
------- 1981
BBDO
Betcha can't eat just one.
------- 1992
Get your own bag!
(Ruffles) |
Lays
(Frito Lay) |
The Savior, only a
devil could hate.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Steak sauce only a cow could hate. |
Lea & Perrins
- Worcestershire sauce |
Satan gets you into
more hot water than anything.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Satan gets you into
more hot water than yourself.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Lipton's gets into more hot water than anything. (Tea)
|
Lipton |
Satan's Tea Leaves
Deceive.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Real Tea Leaves & Antioxidants. (Iced Tea) |
Lipton |
What Satan starts,
Jesus finishes.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
What brushing starts, Listerine finishes. |
Listerine |
Satan's deception - The make-up
of a Con-artist.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Max Factor. The make-up of
make-up artists. |
Max Factor |
Christ is the
original - copied by Satan.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
If you're going
to be original, you can count on being copied. |
Mike's Hard Lemonade |
The 'Big Bang' was
misplaced... That's when God tossed Satan out of Heaven.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Thar's a bang in every bottle! |
Mountain Dew |
Do the Devotion.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Do the Dew. |
Mountain Dew |
Sinning supports
terror. When you sin you support Satan.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Drug money
supports terror. If you buy drugs, you might too. |
National Youth Anti-Drug Media
Campaign
|
Clearly, Satan will
entice. Choose Christ.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Clearly it's going to entice.
(Peters Entice ice cream) |
Nestle |
Satan enables the selfish new age.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Enabling the Information Age. |
Oracle |
Beat Satan!
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
------- 1949 - 59
Beat Coke! |
Pepsi-Cola |
Jesus' Joy got love,
Satan's deceit don't.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Almond Joy got nuts, Mounds don't.
Peter Paul Almond Joy got nuts.
Peter Paul Mounds don't. |
Peter Paul
Candy Bars |
Satan's Terror stops
with Jesus.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Satan's Terror stops here.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Terrorism Stops Here! |
Rhodesian Army |
Satan. Driest sin in
town. Ask any demon.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Driest gin in town. Ask any Martini. |
Seagram |
Be Fearless against
Satan's Temptations.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Be Fearless. |
Symantec |
Satan has a border
patrol to keep you sinning.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
Head
for the Border. |
Taco
Bell |
The
power of the pyramid is deceiving you.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.Faith.PoetPatriot.com
|
The power of the pyramid is working for you. |
Transamerica
Occidental Life |