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The Road-Side
Ministry - Church Signs
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Click to read about the importance of the Church Sign Ministry.
Then return here for Original Sayings, Quotes, Messages for your Church Sign.
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5,000+ Original Sayings - Index Page
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NOT required on church signs; but would be
appreciated using "- Faith.PoetPatriot.com".
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church programs and such, please show credit as
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Roger W Hancock,
Faith.PoetPatriot.com" - or just "- Faith.PoetPatriot.com". (Tiny
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The shorter the message, the easier to read when
driving by.
There exists the possibility that what I think is my own, is but a distant
past memory of another's work.
Another possibility is that while truly of my own creativity, the saying may have also come independently to another at another time.
Most of these sayings are very original, while others are inspired by longer existing
Sayings.
Although many will not be fully scriptural, none should be
contrary to the Word of God.
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Sayings for Church
Signs,
Bulletins, Newsletters - by Roger W Hancock
--------- Comical -
Humor
- humorous
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God has a sence of humor... He has me and wants you!
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
These have been collected from among the other categories of the
original sayings.
Most are just humorous as opposed to funny and although humorous may be dead serious.
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Collected from other pages - 45 Sayings of 5,000+ Original Sayings |
Careful when you curse. God might comply.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
(I'd hate to be damned on the wind of a curse!)
An apple one day, when Eve had her way, took pure health
away.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
God has a sence of humor... He has me and wants you!
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Slavery was abolished but no one told Satan.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Avoid the fruits of sin. Get out of Satan's orchard.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.PoetPatriot.com
The first
congresses spoke of God nearly as often as Nixon cursed.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Sin Causes Eternal Human Combustion.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Father's prayers covered us, when we got away with it.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
The wages of sin will soon be paid, death with Hell as a bonus!
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
The gates of Hell, are always open!
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
If God created man as apes we would look like apes.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Some vessels God must 'shake before using'.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Heaven is an exclusive club, you got to know, JESUS!
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
God programmed mortality into our DNA. Jesus is the add-on for
eternal life.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
The Dummy's
Guide to Life; The Bible.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Atheists do not
exist, they only think they do.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Noah's Ark was the first animal sanctuary.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
We do not charm snakes... but Satan does.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Without God, man hopes there is no God.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Agnostics sitting on a fence - to burn, or not to burn?
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
The atheist prays there is no God.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Christian Marriage is a three-some - husband,
wife & God.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
No animals are harmed during our worship.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
We do not
believe in atheism, so atheists do not exist.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
You never see a Psychic win the lottery. Perhaps, they see the
folly?
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Marriage is an occupation. Fail and
you're fired.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
You took the vows to love forever... Now do it !
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
My sin beats your sin. You should be here too !
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Satan Causes Spontaneous Human Combustion.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Don't make God spank you !
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Excuses, excuses, Tell it to God.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Loving your enemies, annoys them.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Plan ahead, Noah did!
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
If you don't wish to hear us now you'd wish you had when found in
Hell.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Salvation, Free! Time is limited!
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
A Walk With God May Not Be Easy, but is Never, Ever
Boring.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Jesus is the coupon
to receive your free salvation.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Terror Alert : Satan lurks.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
God reveals Jesus on a need to know basis.
- Roger W Hancock,
www.PoetPatriot.com
Don't play hooky, come to church.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Clearance ! The end of time draws nigh !
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Whatever ! . . . It's your soul !
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Laughing is like looking to the sky; laugh for whatever reason and
others will join you.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Laughing is therapeutic. Perhaps the ‘laughing insane’ have it together.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
Humor, whether told or heard depends upon the resonance within ones
head.
- Roger W Hancock, www.ChurchSigns.PoetPatriot.com
see Rhyming Sayings
Other
Humor by the PoetPatriot
Faith.PoetPatriot.com
Funny Sayings
Category Index
© 2003, 2008,
2009, 2010 Roger W Hancock,
www.PoetPatriot.com
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Original Humor Sayings
for Church Signs,
Bulletins, Newsletters - by Roger W Hancock
--------- Comical -
Humor
- Funny
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Original Saying
Category Index
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